Saturday, September 15, 2007, 3:11 PM
OMG.
i am dying slowly from being exposed to radiation!
besides, all the phones, alarm clocks, tv, mp3 etc,
my microwave is killing me.
*screams
MY MICROWAVE HAS A GAP BETWEEN THE DOOR AND THE MICROWAVE.
*screams more
imagine all the tiny death rays escaping from it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i even stare at the microwave to look at my food spinning inside/my cheese bubbling inside etc.
ohhhhshhiitttt.
and to think i only realised it today.
" MUMMMMYYYY! I AM DYING!!!! OUR MICROWAVE HAS GAPS!"
"what?"
" RADIOACTIVE WAVES ARE ESCAPING!! GET A NEW MICROWAVE!"
"?"
" RADIOACTIVE WAVES ARE BADDDD. they mutate your cells! GET A NEW MICROWAVE!"
" dont talk rubbish. its still good, the motor is still working. "
" LOOK AT THIS HUGE GAP! "
" everything also want new. buy buy buy, think i print money isit. "
" URGH. you dont understand the danger of radioactive waves."
"buy buy buy, dont use the microwave lah"
" *pekchek. you lousy lah. "
" *nags nags nags* "
" blahblahblah *runs upstairs "
ohnoooo.
all my life i have been exposed to this waves.
i think this microwave is ancient.
the gap is aprox 0.1-0.2cm thick.
not much, but a million waves can escape from there.
EEEEEK.
i am never gonna use that microwave again.
my poor cells.
maybe they are yellow?!
HA HA HA.
yay. everything electronic is killing me.
and while typing this,
my cells are dying.
WHEEEE.
using the internet(wireless) is killing me.
smsing is killing me.
calling is killing me.
yay.